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shout out to those friends who actually ask you before they take some of your food, and don’t argue if you say no

hello new followers

i promise i’ll start posting things more often

sometime this week

k love ya

bedquest:

IF YOU POST SCREAMERS FOR APRIL FOOLS DAY I WILL PERSONALLY VISIT YOU IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT AND SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH

dicksimmons:

sudden waves of notes on old posts

urbancatfitters:

“you’re only doing that for attention”

well yeah

nakedtrenchcoatbaby:

twerksfortots:

osamah:

why does snoop dogg smile like he knows something you don’t 

he’s been snoopin’ arounf

(Source: daeneryus)

yep this summarizes playing piano pretty well

gllob:

a homeless guy just said to me “do you tell jokes to make people laugh or to make people think you’re funny” and that is the most profound shit ive ever experienced

peetasboxers:

samkind:

last friday i went to disneyland and i had a mickey ice cream bar but then i saw peter pan and asked for a picture with him so he jokingly took away my ice cream saying “sweet thanks!!” bUT HE DIDNT KNOW THAT IT WAS BROKEN AND THE TOP HALF FELL OFF AND DRAMATICALLY BROKE ON THE GROUND SO HE WAS LIKE OK WOW STAY THERE. AND HE CAME BACK W/ A CHURRO HE BOUGHT ME FOOD IT COUNTS AS A DATE MY FIRST DATE WAS WITH PETER PAN WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH YOUR LIFE

this is my favorite post 

(Source: melisandre)

kingcheddarxvii:

floating-head:

your-blog-must-be-good-because-i:

Incestual Realization Of Han Solo 

literally crying with laughter.

This was at least twice as funny as I thought it was going to be.

FRI cK

(Source: youtube.com)

crownthehound:

moviesmovesme:

First the Ring now the Throne

i am okay with this

inevolwetrust:

tumblr really knows how i respond to their updates